Some stupid thing about golems

It all started with some alchemist guy who created 2 golems one fo fire and one of ice. they fuck him the fuck up and they escape. the alchemist is pissed so he hires some guy with wings instead of arms to guy capture them. he fails horribly and gets him captured like an idiot. he wants to get paid by the alchemist for his work but the alchemist is a dick and says no. the guy tells the alchemist where the golems are and wants to get paid for that instead. he got paid with a free blast to the face from the automaton the alchemist also made. the alchemist goes to kill the golems but he fails but he put up a fight. some wizard guy got attacked by some huge fucker but the wizard kills him and then he flies off the cliff. he sees a bloddy alchemist and asks what tf happened. the alchemist, being a dick, says 2 golems attacked him for no reason and says that he'd pay the wizard to go kill them. the wizard is skeptical and says he'd think about it. after that the alchemist goes to a base somewhere in siberia to steal a thing to help him kill the golems. the guardian of this siberian place fucks him up for breaking in. after that failed the wizard told the alchemist about a guy who might be willing to help. the alchemist goes to this guy who immediatly goes to attack the golems. the guy manages to capture one of them.